
Life sucks either way. At least if you’re a vampire, you don’t have to feel bad about it if you don’t want to.

Fesenjan!
I had this beautiful dish last night at a place in Little Persia just outside Westwood. Stewed chicken with walnut pomegranate sauce and basmati rice. Flavor explosion.

Mindy Kaling and Aziz Ansari attend Glamour’s Cindi Leive Toasts Mindy Kaling And Her Book ‘Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)’ on November 14, 2011 in Hollywood, California.

thesilver-lining:flowersofspring:
Top 5 Period DICKS
#1: Alec D’Urberville, Tess of the D’Urbervilles
“You’re like, really pretty. So you agree, you think you’re really pretty? I’m going to rape you because slut, you had it coming. And then I’m going to find God. And then I’m going to lose God and blame you because I can’t keep it in my pants. And then I’m going to manipulate you into becoming my mistress/sex slave/kept woman by convincing you that your (dick) of a husband is never ever coming back and the only way you can provide for your family is to have a lot of sex with me that basically amounts to like, lots and lots of rape. Thank God you stab me with a bread knife. Honestly, it’s a cleaner death than I deserved.”
(I hate him almost as much as I hate William Hamleigh, and I really do hate William Hamleigh A LOT.)(via padfootly)