#if you can’t name all four ninja turtles and correctly identify their colour we can’t be friends
…are there people who can’t do this?
When I actually look back Howie wasn’t as ugly as I remember. Yet, Nick is still the ugliest. No one will make me change my mind on this. I thought that motherfucker was ugly as hell when I was 13ish…and I still do.
Penis hair cut.
It’s supposed to be hard. If it wasn’t hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great.

100 Favorite Movies - The Sandlot
Ham: Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She’s naked!