TIT FOR TAT
If you dare to cockblock… You will be cockblocked!
God bless Happy Endings for existing.
Also, I know most people don’t seem to like him but I’d totally bang Dave. Yeah.
And I ship the hell out of Dave and Alex. Yes please.
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The Dictator dumps Kim Jong Il’s “ashes” on Seacrest.
I’m not even going to watch the show now. No need.
Seacrest … OUT (of backup tuxes).

I was just wandering barefoot in the woods of wisconsin, fashioned this guitar out of a canoe, and I wrote a song for your baby.